Friday, January 15, 2010

List of excuses to use to leave work early on a Friday afternoon

Try any of these.  Some will work better than others....

“The cows have got out”

“I have to go because my shoes hurt my feet”

“I’m off to go volunteering for the SPCA”

“I have an early tee off time”

“My kid's school just called, she's up a tree and won't come down”

“My goat has gone into labour”

“My wife doesn’t know how to start the barbeque”

“My zipper broke”

“My trademe auction finishes in half an hour…”

“I’m so tired – I got here this morning really really early…”

“Personal reasons...”

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